Have you noticed the number of stupid people is increasing in number? They seem to be everywhere. I’ll be balloon twisting and have a line of thirty people standing in front of me, and an adult will walk to the front of the line and ask for a balloon.
“There is a line,” I tell them.
“Oh,” they reply with a dumbfounded look on their face and walk away.
What were they thinking? Thirty people just instantly decided to create a Congo line in front of me?
Let us mandate kids on the high school honor roll to work at fast-food restaurants or work where I shop. I would love to be able to go through a fast-food drive-through and order a cheeseburger with no cheese and get the order right.
High school students who receive A’s in math must be required to work the cash register. It would be nice to have a clerk who knows how to give correct change back without using a calculator when giving them an extra nickel to reduce excess change.
I’m encouraging scientists to figure out how to resurrect the dinosaur. Just bring back one giant carnivore where I can place a sign in front of it that reads “pet me.” It wouldn’t matter how many people it ate; idiots would still stand in line to pet it.
While working a trade show booth, a teenager (16 years old) recently walked up to my balloon display and asked for the giant Mickey Mouse on display.
“Sorry, that’s part of my booth display,” I said.
“Please, can I have it,” she said.
“No,” I replied
“Because it’s my display, and I said No.”
“Please, can I have it?”
“No! What part of no don’t you understand,” I said.
“Please, I really want it. Please,” she mumbled.
“Are you really that dumb that you don’t understand the word No?” I said.
“You’re mean! All I wanted was a balloon.”
“No, you want my display, and besides, aren’t you doing your community service work here?”
“Yes – But I want the balloon,” she exclaimed
“Well, I want world peace and for you to leave,” I told her.
Who is teaching their kids? If you say please, you can get what you want. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, parents teach your kids the meaning of the word “NO.” There I’ve said it, please, and according to stupid kids, who normally have rude, obnoxious parents, it is now decreed law. If it were only that easy, the world would be a much easier place to entertain.
Have you had to deal with stupid people lately?