Turn Off the Volume – Instructional Video Advice

I come to YouTube to learn, not hear poorly written comedy. I seek knowledge, not puns. I am the master of the volume control. I seek the pictures, not wisecracking charm.

So keep your words of wit, this entertainer needs no puns, no charm, no silliness beyond.  I just want the facts, the twists, and by the way, do it quick.  After all, I am the master of the controls.

For if I seek a comedy show, I will switch channels to a pro; so just twist the balloon and keep it in focus, because the star of the show is the figure and not your comedic stick.

These words I share, I do not mix.  So think twice before attaching the mic.  YouTube producers remember, I am the master of the controls and if you want to be heard, just keep it to the point.