How a Balloon Entertainer Can Confuse His Wife

Step 1 – Become a Balloon Entertainer

Step 2 – Work for the Chicago White Sox as a Balloon Entertainer

Step 3 – Show her the following picture.

Chicago Cubs Logo Out of Balloons

Step 4 – She’ll ask “When where you at Wrigley Field”

Step 5 – Explain again to her about your day at the customer appreciation day at National City Bank

Sept 6 – Point to the Picture – Sponsor of the Chicago Cubs

Sept 7 – Reminder her that you’re working the Chicago White Sox Game this weekend.

Sept 8 – Realize she doesn’t care – She has her own plans.

Sept 9 – Be prepared for tonight’s question of “So where are you this weekend?”