Archive for the ‘Twisted Thoughts’
This is my Life’s Work
A world class juggler was scheduled to perform at convention. At this particular convention he was doing Q&A secession and a show later that evening. While at a Q&A session, a novice juggler asked the question – “I’m a big admirer of you work and respect your talents, but will you be doing any new [...]
Just a Fly’n Bye
It is hard to believe that in a couple days there will be 6 months until Christmas, where has the year gone? I find myself working hard this year on perfecting my marketing skills. I did a photo shoot earlier this year, which has helped with promotional material, and working on my ad copy has [...]
Secret Reason why Companies are not having Christmas Parties
The secret to why their are less Christmas Parties each year. Over the past few years the holiday parties are becoming so politically correct that fewer and fewer companies are having them. Not only are the parties becoming difficult to plan, but the bad economy it’s helping. Take a look at what HR has to [...]
Twisting Balloons are as versatile as Duct tape
Ask any professional balloon entertainer if they have every used a twisting balloon to repair something and you will get a “Yes”. Twisting balloons, which main purposes is for twisting balloon animals, have adapted to many other uses. While performing, the brass nozzle connected to my electric balloon pump became lose. I grabbed a twisting [...]
New Hairstyles for People with No Brains
If your an Airhead, then check out he new hairstyle you can be wearing this summer. While balloon entertaining at the Grand Reopening of a Jewel/Osco store in Chicago, Pantene hair products was next to me doing a hair demonstration. So, being the clever balloon-dude that I am–I made a balloon person and we added [...]
I Cannot Pay my Bills, I am Unemployed or Just Retired so I will Twist Balloon Animals and Make Money as my New Job
While twisting balloon animals at a restaurant, a customer will turn to a friends and say, “Hey, Bob that’s a job for you, twisting balloons animals.” What did I do to give them the impression that my skills were so common that a layman can just pickup a bag of balloons and twist animals? Yes, [...]
Balloon Animals – Going beyond the simple Durex Condoms video seen on YouTube.
Balloon animals are getting so popular that you can find people making iPhone apps which are pretty cool. You can find people knitting used bags from balloons. While bloggers post videos of simple Durex condoms balloon animals going at it, many people forget the beauty in balloon animals. This balloon artist likes to take the [...]
Are Smartphone’s Killing Vanity Telephone Numbers?
Businesses spend hundreds to thousands of dollars each year branding their telephone number with catchy songs to anagram phone numbers. These telephone numbers try to associate a product, service or company name to the telephone number. But, with the introduction of Smartphone’s designed for text messaging and emailing, are these phones working against the vanity [...]
Information Overload
I’m amazed at how much time is spent just keeping up with information that is coming across my desk. My email box is overflowing with email messages, my voice mail is flashing, text message are pinging my phone, and my Facebook and MySpace inboxes have friend requests waiting to be accepted. I find myself contently [...]
Train Theme Restaurant with Balloons
Bring the family out to see Magical Balloon-dude Dale at Choo Choo Johnny’s of Frankfort, IL. Choo Choo Johnny’s is a family-oriented restaurant with a theme that is popular among the children and adults: model trains! Kids will sit at the counter and watch the train travel around the counter delivering food to customers. Magical [...]
