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![]() Young Homer Simpson |
Befuddled nuclear inspector. As
safety inspector in sector 7G at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer's main
responsibilities include Snack Machine Monitoring, Clock Watching, Inner-Eyelid Study and
Pastry Malfunction Prevention. As doting father for his family, Homer's main
responsibilities include Couch Patrol, Underwear Distribution and Carpet Debris
Production. |
Homer works at Springfield's nuclear power plant as a safety inspector, a job he secured after passing the specialized training course on his third attempt. Once during a strike, Homer's critical functions could be filled only by a brick placed on a lever. Homer was also voted Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Toxic Waste Handler of the Month in October of 1990. Homer's favorite book and/or pamphlet is
"So, You've Decided to Steal Cable," which also happens to be the most recent
book and/or pamphlet he has read. When he's not reading, Homer enjoys drinking beer, at
home or in a bar. His favorite haunts include Moe's Tavern, Greasy Joe's Bar-B-Q
Pit, Gulp 'N' Blow, and The Frying Dutchman, which he almost put out of business on its
"All You Can Eat Night." Since then, Homer's picture has hung in the restaurant,
where he's known as "Bottomless Pete: Nature's Cruelest Mistake." |
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Name: Eric Cartman Age: 8 Years Weight: 90 lbs. Fav Saying: Kick #%%! Fav Food: Cheezy Poofs |