There was a person named and knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when got a new job, says to the new boss, " , I know everyone in the whole world!" The boss doesn't believe , so says "No, you do not know everyone in the whole world." But says, "Yes I do!" So boss says, "Well prove it!" then says, "Pick someone... and I know them!"
Well boss thinks for a , and then comes up with a name. " " I bet you don't know " says " and I were in together when we were kids!" But boss says, "No you weren't!" then says, "Yes we were!" So they fly to and drive up to house. knocks on the door and answers and goes " " and goes " " and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and boss can't believe it. But then he thinks, "Well, that could happen, it's just one person," so tells and says, "OK, pick somebody else!"
This time boss has someone in mind! "The president, You don't know " but says "Oh yes I do! and I were on the team together in college!" boss says, "No you weren't!" and says, "Yes we were!" so they fly to Washington and they catch up with the President at a press conference. They work their way through the crowd until gets close enough to catch eye and waves, " " and the President waves, " " and after the press conference they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and boss is stunned-- I can't believe it. But the boss thinks, "Well, that's just two people in one country-- that doesn't mean knows everyone in the whole world!" so the boss tells and says "OK, pick someone out in whole world, and I know them!"
And boss knows just who to pick so he says "The Pope! You do not know the Pope!" And says, "The Pope! The Pope BAPTIZED me!" and boss says, "No he didn't!" and says, "Yes he did!" So they fly to Rome where the Pope is giving Mass in front of hundreds of thousands of people. They work their way through the crowd-- without much luck-- so says, " we're never gonna get there together through all these people so I tell you what--I'll work my way up there and when I do, I'll give you a sign that shows you I know the Pope!" and leaves. Well, boss waits and waits and waits and just when he's about to give up, he sees the Pope come out onto the balcony and right there beside him is
Shortly afterwards, boss passes out. comes back and finds boss passed out and fans him and says, " Wake up!" and when the boss comes to, asks, " What happened?" boss looks at and says, "OK, I can see . I can see ... heck, I can even take the Pope! But when somebody standing next to me asks, 'Who's that up there with that's a little more than I can take!