Real Men of Genius

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Disclaimer: I Dean Michael Davis, (AKA: Dean The Balloon-A-Tic) Have written this commercial myself. Ever since the first time I've heard the �Real American Heroes� ad spot, I've wanted ALL balloon animal twisters to be recognized as a �Real Men of Genius�. I've tried to submit this as an idea, but Budweiser and their advertising agent don�t take unsolicited ideals. I swear under oath that the powers that be, or anyone who knows them can take this ad spot. I, Dean Michael Davis forfeit any income from this spot to some type of charity, just so the balloon twisting community could be recognized. 
Cast:
Pete Stacker (The God like voiceover artist)
David Bickler (The singer from Survivor)

Female chorus (Do I need to explain this one?)

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you, Mr. Balloon Animal Twister,
Mr. Balloon Animal Twister
Day after day, you work through hoards of kids screaming, "I want a balloon!", "Fix it!", and "That doesn't look like what I asked for."
Make me a bicycle
You just keep on smiling, twisting out the millionth balloon poodle of the day; while getting smacked in the face with the sword you just made for the child before.
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch 
You can twist over 500 different animals out of a balloon; the first one�s a dog, and the other 499 look like a dog.
What a selection
So POP open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Balloon Animal Twister, and remember, only you can take a rubber and turn it into a wiener dog.
Mr. Balloon Animal Twister
Bud Light Beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Mo

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DeanBalloonatic Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Twister 05-07 Joined: 25 April 2005 Location: United States - IL Offline Posts: 120	Quote Reply Topic: Real Men of Genius Posted: 15 June 2006 at 2:29am
	Disclaimer: I Dean Michael Davis, (AKA: Dean The Balloon-A-Tic) Have written this commercial myself. Ever since the first time I've heard the �Real American Heroes� ad spot, I've wanted ALL balloon animal twisters to be recognized as a �Real Men of Genius�. I've tried to submit this as an idea, but Budweiser and their advertising agent don�t take unsolicited ideals. I swear under oath that the powers that be, or anyone who knows them can take this ad spot. I, Dean Michael Davis forfeit any income from this spot to some type of charity, just so the balloon twisting community could be recognized. Cast: Pete Stacker (The God like voiceover artist) David Bickler (The singer from Survivor) Female chorus (Do I need to explain this one?) Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius Real Men of Genius Today we salute you, Mr. Balloon Animal Twister, Mr. Balloon Animal Twister Day after day, you work through hoards of kids screaming, "I want a balloon!", "Fix it!", and "That doesn't look like what I asked for." Make me a bicycle You just keep on smiling, twisting out the millionth balloon poodle of the day; while getting smacked in the face with the sword you just made for the child before. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch You can twist over 500 different animals out of a balloon; the first one�s a dog, and the other 499 look like a dog. What a selection So POP open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Balloon Animal Twister, and remember, only you can take a rubber and turn it into a wiener dog. Mr. Balloon Animal Twister Bud Light Beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Mo
	Dean Davis (AKA Dean The Balloon-A-Tic) http://www.deantheballoonatic.com YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/DeanTheBalloonatic

Rickiddie Rick Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Twister 07-08 Joined: 14 October 2004 Offline Posts: 177	Quote Reply Posted: 15 June 2006 at 1:10pm
	Dean, Funny, I have heard the same thing about the unsolicited ideas. Several months later; however, that same idea shows up. Hmmmm.... odd ah? Well, I'll pop a top and chug a lug with you... Rickiddie Rick.
	Smile from your heart, smile often, and the world will smile along with you... Rickiddie Rick..Orland. CA USA

JAMZ Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Subscriber 02-09 Joined: 06 April 2004 Offline Posts: 147	Quote Reply Posted: 15 June 2006 at 4:39pm
	As some one who loves those comericals I think yours would have been the best and the funniest
	I don,t think but I am anyway

JesterMan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Moderator Group 04-07 Joined: 24 March 2006 Location: United States - MD Offline Posts: 589	Quote Reply Posted: 15 June 2006 at 4:49pm
	Dean, I like it! (I see a 'commercial' for the next T&S or Diamond Jam stage show or contest. . .) JesterMan Balloons, Magic, Mayhem & More!
	"destined to take the place of the MudShark in your mythology..." FZ www.JesterMan.com www.AArdvarkEntertainers.com

DeanBalloonatic Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Twister 05-07 Joined: 25 April 2005 Location: United States - IL Offline Posts: 120	Quote Reply Posted: 15 June 2006 at 9:31pm
	Thank You Very Much, I even tried to call into a radio show here in Chicago, that Pete and Dave were on doing fake commercials on for callers, but I couldn't get through. So I've just E-mailed Pete Stacker, (the voice of God) with my idea. I begged him to show it to the people at DDB, (the ad agency), and if he couldn't, E-mail me his next radio show apperance.
	Dean Davis (AKA Dean The Balloon-A-Tic) http://www.deantheballoonatic.com YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/DeanTheBalloonatic

Rick Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Authors Author, book & dvd p Joined: 25 February 2003 Offline Posts: 162	Quote Reply Posted: 18 June 2006 at 10:43pm
	Yeah! I tried it too! But with the term "Professional Latex Manipulator" - I thought that would be funnier! But got the same thing!!! No unsolicited submissions. You got to be doing the route of getting an agent to submit it for you. They only recognize agents for this kind of stuff. You have to be represented by an agent to submit but you have to be working in the biz to have one! I had the same problem when I cme up with some games! It's the same in acting too! You have to be in the union to get a job - but you have to have job to get in the union! A vicious cycle!!!!!
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